KOFI-WAN KENOBI

Kofi-Wan Kenobi became one with the Force after three years of admirable service to the office. Some say Darth Caffinator slayed him in a mighty duel in the BKI break room, but others say he mysteriously vanished after growing tired of making enough coffee to serve all inhabitants of a small class 3 planet. It is rumored, however, that Kofi-Wan's Force Ghost appears periodically in the BKI annex break room.